9.08.2005

12:32 PM

such and such

ok, i thought i had class at 1, but i dont, so ill tell you about my two weeks at RIT. but i dont really feel like it, so im gonna make a list then fill in what i want. and quotes just cause theyre funny.

List:

-cart
-greg
-prolly top artist here
-epiphany
-NRH floor 5 rivalry with CSH
-party
-brockport
-workin @ sol's


Stalker:
so my stalker found me again. heres our convo. you can flame him if you want, i dont care. ive got it so people not on my buddylist cant talk to me.

Rick8675: hey
usagioop: hey, who is this?
Rick8675: rick
usagioop: rick...
usagioop: sorry, doesnt ring a bell
Rick8675: its been a long time
usagioop: give me a hint then, i obviously dont remember
Rick8675: ius to chat with you i am 20 from ny
usagioop: kusagioop: so, can i help you?
Rick8675: well i guess not unless you whant to talk
usagioop: im in college now, i dont really have time for people i "use to chat with", especially if i dont even remember you
usagioop: sorry
Rick8675: its cool
usagioop: wait, no im not
Rick8675: were you from (note his horrid spelling for a 20 yr old)
usagioop: i believe i just said i dont have time for this, not ask me questions
Rick8675: ok have un (again)
usagioop: yea, you too, stalker
Rick8675: fuck that
Rick8675: what do you mean by that
Rick8675: you im me
usagioop: uh... no i didnt
Rick8675: ok peace
usagioop: uh... i dont think so
- - - - - next day - - - - - - -
Rick8675: hey
usagioop: wow, is your head that thick? i dont want to talk to you
Rick8675: well fuck you bitch
Rick8675: i forget who is who
usagioop: well then take me off your buddy list, stalker
Rick8675: so ill just take you off peace have a fabulous night
usagioop: shouldnt have been a problem
Rick8675: i am not no stolker you bitch
usagioop: you keep telling yourself that
usagioop: youve kept me on your buddy list for a year
usagioop: like the loser you are
Rick8675: you should saty out of the chat rooms (again!)
Rick8675: rick milgate ring a bell
usagioop: so youre admitting that youre a creepy weirdo that goes in chatrooms? i havent been in one like... ever
usagioop: no, doesnt ring a bell
Rick8675: peace for sure
- - - - - next next day - - - - - - -
Rick8675: yup
usagioop: you know youre lame right?
usagioop: how many screennames did you make to talk to me before i shut it down?
Rick8675: not enough
usagioop: youve never had a chance with me, get over it. youre too weird to ever get a human being to be with you. did mommy not love you enough?
Rick8675: fuck yo bitch (again...)
usagioop: take me off your buddy list
Rick8675: ha
usagioop: fine
- - - - - - - - end- - - - - - - - - -

then i set it to buddylist only. asshole. im surprised he didnt know where i am or call me, my infos in my buddy profile. my other stalker hasnt called either. which is awesome.


QUOTES:

"its like that time i had donald trump hair." - boris

"shes gonna be dead by the end of the quarter" -jeremy
sam was rocking in her chair (they rock) and i wanted to see if i could flip it backwards. so i tipped backwards onto the bed and got stuck under that chair, which prompted his comment.

"yea, they were all in our faces like 'get off our floor you fuckin fuck fucker!' and we were like, 'hey, we just want our cart." - matt
"its all in good fun til the nerd start sayin fuck and steve starts kicking little girls" -me

CSH battle (my rooms the U), they instegated by destroying pinky and throwing it at steve
"you guys didnt back me up!" steve went after cart #2 alone

"i dont get service (phone) out here." - sam
"but your boyfriend lives like a mile away" - me

"a bad idea would be to bowl the cart into a crowd of deaf people." - james instegating

james - but still. its a sex toy!
me - its not like i can use it! its decoration.
matt - can i get a giant dildo and hang it from the ceiling?
james - no. because you can use that.

james - ive got ambulance duty friday
mike - haha. you said doody.

*on the elevator*
me - what a bunch of dorks! (cover my mouth)
sam - dont say that! youll offend someone.
some guy laughing - its true. especially here. you know that.

someone: lets ride!
matt: its lets roll.
someone: were not riding?

mike: want to play poker?
me: whats the buy in?
mike: $5
me: i dont have any cash.
mike: i take... tigerbucks.

steve: free ben and jerry's!
francis: free ben and jerry's? is that what that was? free ben and jerry's?
steve: hell yeah free ben and jerry's!
francis: i want free ben and jerry's!
sam: is it just me or did someone say ben and jerry's like 500 times?
me: i think it was just you.

jeremy: of all the people i could get stuck across from
(he meant cause me and sam are obnoxiously funny)
me: what? people with vaginas? yes, you are very luck!

brian: do you sell your paintings?
me: no. my paintings arent "products" you bourgeoisie bastard!

mike: i havent been wearing my rubbers
me: ummm... you should prolly tell the girl.
mike: the arm bands! i meant rubber arm bands!

too many fun times to remember all the quotes though.

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